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086.01 his exution with all the fluors of sparse in the royal Irish vocabulary

086.02 how the whole padderjagmartin tripiezite suet and all the sulfeit

086.03 of copperas had fallen off him quatz unaccountably like the

086.04 chrystalisations of Alum on Even while he was trying for to stick

086.05 fire to himcell, (in feacht he was dripping as he found upon strip-

086.06 ping for a pipkin ofmalt as he feared the coold raine) it was

086.07 attempted by the crown (P.C. Robort) to show that King, elois

086.08 Crowbar, once known as Meleky, impersonating a climbing boy,

086.09 rubbed some pixes of any luvial peatsmoor o'er his face, plucks

086.10 and pussas, with a clanetourf as the best means of disguising

086.11 himself and was to the middlewhite fair in Mudford of a Thoor-

086.12 day, feishts of Peeler and Pole, under the illassumed names of

086.13 Tykingfest and Rabworc picked by him and Anthony out of a

086.14 tellafun book, ellegedly with a pedigree pig (unlicensed) and a

086.15 hyacinth. They were on that sea by the plain of Ir nine hundred

086.16 and ninetynine years and they never cried crack or ceased from

086.17 regular paddlewicking till that they landed their two and a

086.18 trifling selves, amadst camel and ass, greybeard and suckling,

086.19 priest and pauper, matrmatron and merrymeg, into the meddle

086.20 of the mudstorm. The gathering, convened by the Irish Angri-

086.21 cultural and Prepostoral Ouraganisations, to help the Irish muck

086.22 to look his brother dane in the face and attended thanks to

086.23 Larry by large numbers, of christies and jew's totems, tospite of

086.24 the deluge, was distinctly of a scattery kind when the bally-

086.25 bricken he could get no good of, after cockofthewalking through

086.26 a few fancyfought mains ate some of the doorweg, the pikey

086.27 later selling the gentleman ratepayer because she, Francie's sister,

086.28 that is to say,ate a whole side of his (the animal's) sty, on a

086.29 struggle Street, Qui Sta Troia, in order to pay off, hiss or lick,

086.30 six doubloons fifteen arrears of his, the villain's not the rumbler's

086.31 rent.

[086.32-090.33]: W.P.'s evidence — Hyacinth O'Donnell's evidence.

086.32 Remarkable evidence was given, anon, by an eye, ear, nose

086.33 and throat witness, whom Wesleyan chapelgoers suspected of

086.34 being a plain clothes priest W.P., situate at Nullnull, Medical

086.35 Square, who, upon letting down his rice and peacegreen cover-

086.36 disk and having been sullenly cautioned against yawning while

Summary Page 86:

The Crown attempted to prove that King, alias Crowbar, impersonating a chimney sweep, having rubbed mud on his face to disguise himself, had gone to the fair in Mudford, on a Thursday, under the assumed names of Tykingfest and Rabworc [i.e., Festy King and Crowbar, twisted about] with a pedigree pig and a hyacinth. The court gathering, convened to help the Irish Muck look his brother Dane in the face and attended by large numbers in spite of the deluge, was distinctly of the scattery kind.

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