Book 2

Chapter 1: The Children’s Hour

219.01 Every evening at lighting up o'clock sharp and until further

219.02 notice in Feenichts Playhouse. (Bar and conveniences always

219.03 open, Diddlem Club douncestears.) Entrancings: gads, a scrab;

219.04 the quality, one large shilling. Newly billed for each wickeday

219.05 perfumance. Somndoze massinees. By arraignment, childream's

219.06 hours, expercatered. Jampots, rinsed porters, taken in token. With

219.07 nightly redistribution of parts and players by the puppetry pro-

219.08 ducer and daily dubbing of ghosters, with the benediction of the

219.09 Holy Genesius Archimimus and under the distinguished patron-

219.10 age of their Elderships the Oldens from the four coroners of

219.11 Findrias, Murias, Gorias and Falias, Messoirs the Coarbs, Clive

219.12 Sollis, Galorius Kettle, Pobiedo Lancey and Pierre Dusort,

219.13 while the Caesar-in-Chief looks. On. Sennet. As played to the

219.14 Adelphi by the Brothers Bratislavoff (Hyrcan and Haristobulus),

219.15 after humpteen dumpteen revivals. Before all the King's Hoarsers

219.16 with all the Queen's Mum. And wordloosed over seven seas

219.17 crowdblast in cellelleneteutoslavzendlatinsoundscript. In four

219.18 tubbloids. While fern may cald us until firn make cold. The Mime

219.19 of Mick, Nick and the Maggies, adopted from the Ballymooney

219.20 Bloodriddon Murther by Bluechin Blackdillain (authorways 'Big

219.21 Storey'), featuring:

219.22 GLUGG (Mr Seumas McQuillad, hear the riddles between the

219.23 robot in his dress circular and the gagster in the rogues' gallery),

219.24 the bold bad bleak boy of the storybooks, who, when the tabs go

220.01 up, as we discover, because he knew to mutch, has been divorced

220.02 into disgrace court by

220.03 THE FLORAS (Girl Scouts from St. Bride's Finishing Establish-

220.04 ment, demand acidulateds), a month's bunch of pretty maidens

220.05 who, while they pick on her, their pet peeve, form with valkyri-

220.06 enne licence the guard for

220.07 IZOD (Miss Butys Pott, ask the attendantess for a leaflet), a be-

220.08 witching blonde who dimples delightfully and is approached in

220.09 loveliness only by her grateful sister reflection in a mirror, the cloud

220.10 of the opal, who, having jilted Glugg, is being fatally fascinated by

220.11 CHUFF (Mr Sean O'Mailey, see the chalk and sanguine picto-

220.12 graph on the safety drop), the fine frank fairhaired fellow of the

220.13 fairytales, who wrestles for tophole with the bold bad bleak boy

220.14 Glugg,geminally about caps or puds or tog bags or bog gats or

220.15 chuting rudskin gunerally or something,until they adumbrace a

220.16 pattern of somebody else or other, after which they are both car-

220.17 ried off the set and brought home to be well soaped, sponged and

220.18 scrubbed again by

220.19 ANN (Miss Corrie Corriendo, Grischun scoula, bring the babes,

220.20 Pieder, Poder and Turtey, she mistributes mandamus monies,

220.21 after perdunamento, hendrud aloven entrees, pulcinellis must not

220.22 miss our national rooster's rag), their poor little old mother-in-

220.23 lieu, who is woman of the house, playing opposite to

220.24 HUMP (Mr Makeall Gone, read the sayings from Laxdalesaga

220.25 in the programme about King Ericus of Schweden and the spirit's

220.26 whispers in his magical helmet), cap-a-pipe with watch and top-

220.27 per, coat, crest and supporters, the cause of all our grievances,

220.28 the whirl, the flash and the trouble, who, having partially re-

220.29 covered from a recent impeachment due to egg everlasting, but

220.030 throughandthoroughly proconverted, propounded for cyclo-

220.31 logical, is, studding sail once more, jibsheets and royals, in the

220.32 semblance of the substance for the membrance of the umbrance

220.33 with the remnance of the emblence reveiling a quemdam super-

220.34 cargo, of The Rockery, Poopinheavin, engaged in entertaining

220.35 in his pilgrimst customhouse at Caherlehome-upon-Eskur those

220.36 statutory persons

221.01 THE CUSTOMERS (Components of the Afterhour Courses at St.

221.02 Patricius' Academy for Grownup Gentlemen, consult the annu-

221.03 ary, coldporters sibsuction), a bundle of a dozen of representa-

221.04 tive locomotive civics, each inn quest of outings, who are still

221.05 more sloppily served after every cup final by

221.06 SAUNDERSON (Mr Knut Oelsvinger, Tiffsdays off, wouldntstop

221.07 in bad, imitation of flatfish, torchbearing supperaape, dud half-

221.08 sovereign, no chee daily, rolly pollsies, Glen of the Downs, the

221.09 Gugnir, his geyswerks, his earsequack, his lokistroki, o.s.v.), a

221.10 scherinsheiner and spoilcurate, unconcerned in the mystery but

221.11 under the inflounce of the milldieuw and butt of

221.12 ; ; KATE (Miss Rachel Lea Varian, she tells forkings for baschfel-

221.13 lors, under purdah of card palmer teaput tosspot Madam d'Elta,

221.14 during the pawses), kook-and-dishdrudge, whitch believes wan-

221.15 thingthats, whouse be the churchyard or whorts up the aasgaars,

221.16 the show must go on.

221.17 Time: the pressant.

221.18 With futurist onehorse balletbattle pictures and the Pageant

221.19 of Past History worked up with animal variations amid ever-

221.20 glaning mangrovemazes and beorbtracktors by Messrs Thud and

221.21 Blunder. Shadows by the film folk, masses by the good people.

221.22 Promptings by Elanio Vitale. Longshots, upcloses, outblacks and

221.23 stagetolets by Hexenschuss, Coachmaher, Incubone and Rock-

221.24 narrag. Creations tastefully designed by Madame Berthe Dela-

221.25 mode. Dances arranged by Harley Quinn and Coollimbeina.

221.26 Jests, jokes, jigs and jorums for the Wake lent from the properties

221.27 of the late cemented Mr T. M. Finnegan R.I.C. Lipmasks and

221.28 hairwigs by Ouida Nooikke. Limes and Floods by Crooker and

221.29 Toll. Kopay pibe by Kappa Pedersen. Hoed Pine hat with

221.30 twentyfour ventholes by Morgen. Bosse and stringbag from

221.31 Heteroditheroe's and All Ladies' presents. Tree taken for grafted.

221.32 Rock rent. Phenecian blends and Sourdanian doofpoosts by

221.33 Shauvesourishe and Wohntbedarft. The oakmulberryeke with

221.34 silktrick twomesh from Shop-Sowry, seedsmanchap. Grabstone

221.35 beg from General Orders Mailed. The crack (that's Cork!) by

221.36 a smoker from the gods. The interjection (Buckley!) by the fire-

222.01 ment in the pit. Accidental music providentially arranged by

222.02 L'Archet and Laccorde. Melodiotiosities in purefusion by the

222.03 score. To start with in the beginning, we need hirtly bemark,

222.04 a community prayer, everyone for himself, and to conclude

222.05 with as an exodus, we think it well to add, a chorale in canon,

222.06 good for us all for us all us all all. Songs betune the acts by

222.07 the ambiamphions of Annapolis, Joan MockComic, male so-

222.08 prano, and Jean Souslevin, bass noble*, respectively: O, Mester

222.09 Sogermon, ef thes es whot ye deux, then I'm not surpleased ye

222.10 want that bottle of Sauvequipeu and Oh Off Nunch Der Rasche

222.11 Ver Lasse Mitsch Nitscht. Till the summit scenes of climbacks

222.12 castastrophear, The Bearded Mountain (Polymop Barethe-

222.13 rootsch), and The River Romps to Nursery (Maidykins in Undi-

222.14 form). The whole thugogmagog, including the portions under-

222.15 stood to be oddmitted as the results of the respective titulars

222.16 neglecting to produce themselves, to be wound up for an after-

222.17 enactment by a Magnificent Transformation Scene showing the

222.18 Radium Wedding of Neid and Moorning and the Dawn of

222.19 Peace, Pure, Perfect and Perpetual, Waking the Weary of the

222.20 World.

222.21 An argument follows.

222.22 Chuffy was a nangel then and his soard fleshed light like like-

222.23 ning. Fools top! Singty, sangty, meekly loose, defendy nous from

222.24 prowlabouts. Make a shine on the curst. Emen.

222.25 But the duvlin sulph was in Glugger, that lost-to-lurning.

222.26 Punct. He was sbuffing and sputing, tussing like anisine, whip-

222.27 ping his eyesoult and gnatsching his teats over the brividies from

222.28 existers and the outher liubbocks of life. He halth kelchy chosen

222.29 a clayblade and makes prayses to his three of clubs. To part from

222.30 these, my corsets, is into overlusting fear. Acts of feet, hoof and

222.31 jarrety: athletes longfoot. Djowl, uphere!

222.32 Aminxt that nombre of evelings, but how pierceful in their so-

222.33 jestiveness were those first girly stirs, with zitterings of flight re-

222.34 leased and twinglings of twitchbells in rondel after, with waver-

222.35 ings that made shimmershake rather naightily all the duskcended

222.36 airs and shylit beaconings from shehind hims back. Sammy, call

223.01 on. Mirrylamb, she was shuffering all the diseasinesses of the un-

223.02 herd of. Mary Louisan Shousapinas! If Arck could no more salve

223.03 his agnols from the wiles of willy wooly woolf! If all the airish

223.04 signics of her dipandump helpabit from an Father Hogam till

223.05 the Mutther Masons could not that Glugg to catch her by the

223.06 calour of her brideness! Not Rose, Sevilla nor Citronelle; not

223.07 Esmeralde, Pervinca nor Indra; not Viola even nor all of them

223.08 four themes over. But, the monthage stick in the melmelode jawr,

223.09 I am (twintomine) all thees thing. Up tighty in the front, down

223.10 again on the loose, drim and drumming on her back and a pop

223.11 from her whistle. What is that, O holytroopers? Isot givin yoe?

223.12 Up he stulpled, glee you gees,with search a fling did die near

223.13 sea, beamy owen and calmy hugh and if you what you my call for

223.14 me I will wishyoumaycull for you.

223.15 And they are met, face a facing. They are set, force to force.

223.16 And no such Copenhague-Marengo was less so fated for a fall

223.17 since in Glenasmole of Smiling Thrushes Patch Whyte passed

223.18 O'Sheen ascowl.

223.19 Arrest thee, scaldbrother! came the evangelion, sabre accu-

223.20 sant, from all Saint Joan's Wood to kill or maim him, and be

223.21 dumm but ill s'arrested. Et would proffer to his delected one the

223.22 his trifle from the grass.

223.23 A space. Who are you? The cat's mother. A time. What do

223.24 you lack? The look of a queen.

223.25 But what is that which is one going to prehend? Seeks, buzzling

223.26 is brains, the feinder.

223.27 The howtosayto itiswhatis hemustwhomust worden schall.

223.28 A darktongues, kunning. O theoperil! Ethiaop lore, the poor lie.

223.29 He askit of the hoothed fireshield but it was untergone into the

223.30 matthued heaven. He soughed it from the luft but that bore ne

223.31 mark ne message. He luked upon the bloomingrund where ongly

223.32 his corns were growning. At last he listed back to beckline how

223.33 she pranked alone so johntily. The skand for schooling.

223.34 With nought a wired from the wordless either.

223.35 Item. He was hardset then. He wented to go (somewhere) while

223.36 he was weeting. Utem. He wished to grieve on the good persons, that

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