035.01 us that it is true. They tell the story (an amalgam as absorbing as
035.02 calzium chloereydes and hydrophobe sponges could make it) how
035.03 one happygogusty Ides-of-April morning (the anniversary, as it
035.04 fell out, of his first assumption of his mirthday suit and rights in
035.05 appurtenance to the confusioning of human races) ages and ages
035.06 after the alleged misdemeanour when the tried friend of all crea-
035.07 tion, tigerwood roadstaff to his stay, was billowing across the
035.08 wide expanse of our greatest park in his caoutchouc kepi and
035.09 great belt and hideinsacks and his blaufunx fustian and ironsides
035.10 jackboots and Bhagafat gaiters and his rubberised inverness, he
035.11 met a cad with a pipe. The latter, the luciferant not the oriuolate
035.12 (who, the odds are, is still berting dagabout in the same straw
035.13 bamer, carryin his overgoat under his schulder, sheepside out, so
035.14 as to look more like a coumfry gentleman and signing the pledge
035.15 as gaily as you please) hardily accosted him with: Guinness thaw
035.16 tool in jew me dinner ouzel fin? (a nice how-do-you-do in Pool-
035.17 black at the time as some of our olddaisers may still tremblingly
035.18 recall) to ask could he tell him how much a clock it was that the
035.19 clock struck had he any idea by cock's luck as his watch was
035.20 bradys. Hesitency was clearly to be evitated. Execration as cleverly
035.21 to be honnisoid. The Earwicker of that spurring instant, realising
035.22 on fundamental liberal principles the supreme importance, nexally
035.23 and noxally, of physical life (the nearest help relay being pingping
035.24 K. O. Sempatrick's Day and the fenian rising) and unwishful as
035.25 he felt of being hurled into eternity right then, plugged by a soft-
035.26 nosed bullet from the sap, halted, quick on the draw, and reply-
035.27 in that he was feelin tipstaff, cue, prodooced from his gunpocket
035.28 his Jurgensen's shrapnel waterbury, ours by communionism, his
035.29 by usucapture, but, on the same stroke, hearing above the skirl-
035.30 ing of harsh Mother East old Fox Goodman, the bellmaster, over
035.31 the wastes to south, at work upon the ten ton tonuant thunder-
035.32 ous tenor toller in the speckled church (Couhounin's call!) told
035.33 the inquiring kidder, by Jehova, it was twelve of em sidereal and
035.34 tankard time, adding, buttall, as he bended deeply with smoked
035.35 sardinish breath to give more pondus to the copperstick he pre-
035.36 sented (though this seems in some cumfusium with the chap-
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